sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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