i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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