Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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