Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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