Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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