so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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