But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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