I'm really into asian looking animals
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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