I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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