You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize