I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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