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at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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