I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
420 ftw
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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