I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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