If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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