so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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