you mean i was at the winter classic?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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