Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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