I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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