so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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