I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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