in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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