So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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