Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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