the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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