her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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