U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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