You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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