Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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