no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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