nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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