We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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