hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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