wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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