He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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