margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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