I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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