It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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