yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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