You surviving the open bar?
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Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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