Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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