chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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