why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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