YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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