is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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