you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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