so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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