i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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