Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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