Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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